December 21, 2005

I would wear this with much pride.

Because i....am a dork.

The elusive and extreamly rare Galvatron watch.
Just a little something i've been looking for
on ebay for a couple of years now. Oh look,
i've finally found it. $99.99 buy it now?
Oh and you want $30 for shipping?
Go finger fuck your ass.

Pretty fingers.

Posted by Dr Sidious at 02:12 AM | Comments (0)

October 14, 2005

I didnt scream

Yet another interesting offer from spawn.com.
Yes its an exclusive, i cant really see this
showing up at the local toys r us. Maybe Hot
Topic, i can hear it now.....daddy will you
buy me the demented, child molesting, ice cream
slinging billy kincade toy? please daddy ive been
good all year....fine , fuck you daddy . I'll have
that fat fuck santa bring it. He's not an asshole
like you daddy.

Hail ming.

Posted by Dr Sidious at 02:28 AM | Comments (0)

September 15, 2005

Big Purple Tool

When did takara decide they wanted to piss me off?
Out of all the transformers ive either fixed or
reaccuired since my childhood , galvatron is the one piece
ive yet to get. Unfortunatly the one i had when i was little
is in peices ,and compleatly unrefurbishable. Id say i have 30 percent of it left. So now the real question, do i hold out until i get a replacement, or go for this new anime colored reissue?
Not that i ever noticed the difference between the toy and
its anime counterpart. Fuck.
The fuckin asians always get the cool shit.

Posted by Dr Sidious at 02:04 AM | Comments (2)

September 14, 2005

If Darth Vader was a feminine hygene product.

Coming to you this christmas is the vaginal crimson holiday vader.
Additionally, a figure-exclusive holiday greeting card is also included, this time illustrated with a whimsical scene of Vader building a "snowtrooper".
Probally retailing aroud 20 fucking dollars, this starwarsshop.com
exclusive should leve little queefy fanboys diddling the faggoty little peckers for months to come. Fruit fuckin dick smugglers, i hope you all get ass herpes.
Please support the victims of Bukezillas car accident, they desprately
need you help.
Obi-Wan Kenobi.....your our only hope.....end transmission.

Posted by Dr Sidious at 01:56 AM | Comments (0)

August 17, 2005

Uncle Deadly and The Jim Henson Exclusive Figures

Dr. Sid began this new topic of "Toys I would kill my Mother for!" and frankly I think it is a great idea. Now it has been quite some time since I have been an avid toy collector -it makes getting laid a bit difficult at times- but I do stay in the loop and I also pick up "must haves" from time to time. Currently I am concentrating on completing my Muppet collection and there are 2 figures I would most definitely decapitate someone for.

First is the Special Edition Exclusive Jim Henson Muppet figure. This Muppet was used in the seconed episode of the Muppet Show and made brief appearances in the following seasons. It is currently sold out on Palisades direct store and it will not be shipped to store EVER! I would be in German shyista Porn to get my hands on this relic of my youth.

Next is the Uncle Deadly figure which was a SDCC exclusive so the only place to grab this baddy is on the web. Uncle Deadly was introduced to the Muppet Show during the episode with Vincent Price. As funny as that episode was, they wanted to spook it up as much as possible for the master of horror.

There you have it, my first addition to

TOYS I WOULD KILL FOR!

Posted by Berf at 03:22 PM | Comments (1)

June 21, 2005

Better than a digital camera

I asked santa for it , he screwed me.
I sent away for it , Hasbro screwed me.
fark fark and double fark
This is REFLECTOR , Dr.Sidious toy of the week.

Posted by Dr Sidious at 06:18 AM | Comments (0)