March 12, 2006

Spider-Man Vignette Figures From Kaiyodo !!!

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Yo, these shits is sweeter than strawberry pie
filled with vaginas. I just had a second to think
about that. I keep thinking vag blood with like chunks
strawberrys and shed uterus lineing baked with loveing
care by your grandmother.
No , Fuck that. When she stood up all the dominos fell out of her ass. So it's not as easy as it sounds.


Posted by Dr Sidious at 02:33 PM | Comments (0)

February 21, 2006

Fuck yea!!!

This is the shit.

fetty
Borry buke but his is now
a bust up.
padme sno

All i can say about thi sone is ....WOW

leia an r2


You make cool shit Gentle Giant, I'll never own it.

Posted by Dr Sidious at 12:31 AM | Comments (0)

February 09, 2006

marvel legend wave 13/14 spoiler pics

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i dont know were these came from but...

it looks like toy biz will go out with a bang on their Marvel licensing

pictured above is a Marvel Legends Onslaught.. tits!!!

also in these final lines will be a build-a-figure Mojo

Posted by Bukezilla at 02:40 PM | Comments (0)

February 02, 2006

This could be a really shity day.

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I think im pissed, really really pissed.
A statement made by Mike Horn,President of Palisades Toys,
"I regret to inform you that after more than 11 successful years, Palisades Entertainment, LLC has discontinued its business of manufacturing and selling licensed and proprietary action figures, collectibles, toys and other goods. This development parallels a general trend within the toy industry, including the bankruptcy of one of Palisades’ largest customers.

Palisades toys preveavor of such lisences as, Muppets, Sesame Street,
Adult Swim, Transformers, Gi-Joe, P.A.L.Z, And much more looks
to be defunkt.

Palisades has sold a substantial portion of its assets to another industry player, an affiliate of C.A.S. Iberia, Inc. named Limited by CAS, Inc. That company will continue the sale of certain of the brands that Palisades developed, including the Factory X line.

Time will tell on how pissed i actually get.
I want fucking plutonians!!!!

Posted by Dr Sidious at 02:25 AM | Comments (0)

February 01, 2006

Another step in the right direction.

Marvel.com has announced Classic Fight Scene Contest Winner. The battle raged on for over 2 months, but now, one cover has emerged victorious: Mark Bagley's Spider-Man Vs. Venom from Amazing Spider-Man #365. Which makes me ever so happy, i've always wanted a Mark Bagley style venom.
My first tattoo even came from this very book.

Toy Biz has said that the winning covers and scenes will be used in all new Marvel Legends product line that’s so top secret that we can't even disclose them to you .
Wait a goddamn minute, i thought Hasbro was going to, and...
Fuck it.

Posted by Dr Sidious at 01:52 AM | Comments (0)

f "n' SNAP

so that Akuma is bad ass.. badder than if Chuck Norris and jesus Christ had a bady

Diamond Select Toys’ announces new Street Fighter MiniMate exclusive two-packs to be made available only through www.shopafx.com
i need it... i want it....

Posted by Bukezilla at 01:41 AM | Comments (0)

January 18, 2006

Twins with Twins.

super g

Just thought this was an interesting little item.
Sexy yet sophisticated. Super girl? No.
Super woman.
This limited edition, hand-painted, cold-cast porcelain bust measures approximately 5.5" tall x 2.5" wide x 2.5" deep, and is packaged in a four-color box.
On sale this september, $45 bux .
Don't buy it, It's a peice of shit.

Posted by Dr Sidious at 01:43 AM | Comments (0)

January 09, 2006

Rumor Mill

First off 73 toys r us locations will be closing
before the end of the first quarter. Ive heard from
several people toys r us is currently sueing (and being
counter-sued by) Amazon.com . For what reason, I have no
fucking clue.
And on a retarded note, bukes either gonna love this or hate it.
This is the big news at the Hong Kong Toy Fair now on and which I have heard from sources that are there now.
Toy Biz Worldwide as many of you know is NOT owned by Marvel but a seperate company and that they are actually a licensee of Marvel.
In a shocking turn of events, it seems Marvel has now given the master toy license to HASBRO as of 2007. Fucking HASBRO!!
That means this is the last year Toy Biz will be producing Marvel toys. How this affects new Marvel Legends and Ghost Rider figures for 2007 is yet to be determined.
This is not as shocking as it first sounds - especially to people who read the press release in 2001 where it states that Marvel has only granted the license for 5 1/2 years which makes this year the last year for Toy Biz.
So what does this mean? It means Hasbro under the rule of the ever
dubious Mr.Satan is still going to get bukes money, one way or
another.
Remember , its all rumors at this point.
But who knows, maybe well get wolverines that transform into nemiodians that transform into a fucking Cheetor.
Toy companies hate us.


Posted by Dr Sidious at 02:29 AM | Comments (1)

January 04, 2006

And it seems to just keep coming.

rival schools 34

Wow, and i mean wow.
Just when i thought they couldnt make any more
Rival Schools figures, they make three of um.
Capcom Queens, Which makes the line sound like
fighting toys for gender confused persons, will
feature multiple points of articulation, real
cloth outfits and interchangeable accessories
and will stand approx 8" tall.
The line will include,
Hinata,Sakura,and two versions of Akira, one in
"body armor" and one in a "school dress".
Retail on these is $25 clams a pop.
Once again toys ill never see because Media Play is dead.
Fuck you again Media Play.
Fuck you again.
HINATA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by Dr Sidious at 02:38 AM | Comments (0)

January 01, 2006

Holy Figrin D'an...

kubrick r2

Ok, that was stupid.
But this is pretty cool.
Bootleg blister tho.
Fifty four bucks.
I don't think so.

Posted by Dr Sidious at 12:44 AM | Comments (0)

December 29, 2005

Rival Schools, finally

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Yamato will produce a full line of Rival Schools 4" trading figures set to be released in June 06

Vol. 1 will include Kyoko (pictured above)Tiffany (below) Sakura, Hinata, Natsu and Akira

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i've waited forever for this day-

so what could Vol. 2 consist of???? Hideo? Ran? a Chairperson with chalkboard, Momo, Diago and or Wild Diago-

Posted by Bukezilla at 10:16 AM | Comments (2)

December 27, 2005

Cuties

chun=saku

Found these on the ebay.
well i thought they were cool.

Posted by Dr Sidious at 08:24 PM | Comments (0)

December 21, 2005

Thank you arseholes.

r5

I can honestly say thank you hasbro, thank you
for updating this figure. It only took you 9 years
but you got it done. Not like i'll be able to find
it when its released next year, but at least i know
its out there. Thanks again cock heads

Posted by Dr Sidious at 01:53 AM | Comments (0)

December 19, 2005

A-B-C-Dont think i didnt warn you.

big bird

Coming in at 11" tall (rivaling my own big bird)the next
offering from Palisades toys Sesame street line is sure to be
a hit with collectors and puppet loving milfs.Included
is his miniature illigetimate sibling little bird.
Although this line is having a bit of trouble selling to dealers,
strong intnet sales might actually get this toy produced.
With a $35 price tag this toy better talk, shit glue,
penetrate feces, and be capable of crucifixion.
Hopefully come may ill be able to display this with
a spear thru his throat and a needle in his vein.

Posted by Dr Sidious at 02:27 AM | Comments (0)

stocking stuffer

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Eric Larson's image of the She Dragon in cold cast

Manufacturer: CS Moore Studio

Posted by Bukezilla at 12:31 AM | Comments (0)

December 16, 2005

Chrismahanukaquanza wish list.

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Oh my god, i fucking need this.
I need this now. For roughly 80 clams
you too can own this beautiful incarnation
of the man more eviler than skeletor.So i
guess i will be droping my pants for this toy eventually.
Or ill have to fist fuck a walrus with a sandpaper glove.
BLUBBER AND BLOOD!!!!!!

Posted by Dr Sidious at 11:46 AM | Comments (0)

December 11, 2005

Closer to god

sakura
Hey sweet, an approved prototype of a toy
ill never see. I would of thought before
today, gee maybe id buy that if i saw it
at oh lets see, a Media Play. But not after
today. F-FUCKING-YOU MEDIA PLAY. F-YOU FOR
LEAVING THE LOOP.I think we, as a collective
should take advantage of these poor douche bags
, who are unfortunatly losing thier jobs
come the end of january. They probably dont give
two fucks what goes on. Two words...Niagra Falls.
Because there also taking a Toys r us away as well.
Here comes me Media Play.MUH-HU-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!
C may be for cookie..But its also for Cuntfart.


Posted by Dr Sidious at 12:17 AM | Comments (0)

October 28, 2005

I Want Candy....

carl

From palisades toys comes our favorite eight
foot tall spider wearing a disposable diaper,
better know as m.c pee pants. It looks like
he'll come with our favorite shut in neighbor
carl bratanalananewski.Looks like the murphy-
sparks two pack (sealab) and a mentark-reducto
(harvy birdman) round out the set. also saw some
picks of peanut and avenger and a new brak and
thunderclese.what the fuck am i looking at, and
wheres my ass?


Posted by Dr Sidious at 02:36 AM | Comments (0)

October 24, 2005

the fanatastic Barbie

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i love me a good Barbie

Marvel and Mattel present Barbie The Invisible Woman-

this looks great, i love the clear hand-

i do have a weakness for dollies, at this one is one should make the collection

Posted by Bukezilla at 09:31 PM | Comments (0)

September 08, 2005

“The Incredible Plum” Meatwad


being offered fom Palisades at Wizard World Boston is “The Incredible Plum” Meatwad w/ nixon mask from the shaving

only $10 dollars at the both or $15-30 secondary market-

when will we see a mr. mister
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Posted by Bukezilla at 08:47 PM | Comments (4)

August 29, 2005

Three Words.......

waddy

NOT TO SCALE!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by Dr Sidious at 11:08 PM | Comments (2)

August 26, 2005

Chun-Fucking-Li

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Just a quick reminder of how much Yamato fucking rox.
Street Fighter's CHUN-LI Strikes a Pose in Resin

Yamato USA introduces a new addition to its "Capcom Girls Collection" with this seductive resin statue of Street Fighter's Chun-Li.

Measuring approximately 10" tall, Chun-Li comes pre-painted and ready for display. Look for this high-kickin' beauty February 2006 for a MSRP of $159.99.

Now give me a Tiffany ,Hinata ,Sakura, wow this list could get really long, really really long.

Posted by Dr Sidious at 10:02 PM | Comments (0)

July 23, 2005

Cap-comunisim

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BUKE?!?!
What the hell is this?!?!

Posted by Dr Sidious at 11:49 PM | Comments (1)

July 22, 2005

SDCC 2005 (bukezilla's highlights)

the dust has settled for SDCC 2005

its that time of year when everyone in action figure business shows off their upcoming shwag

** holy shit**

Yamato will produce Rival Schools trading figures

(Yamato is one of my favorites, and for them to make these figures is just sweet)


Diamond Select continues w/ mini-mates outside of the superhero wolrd

Street Fighter mini-mates

sure-

check out toynewsi.com for a full coverage of the event

Posted by Bukezilla at 02:07 PM | Comments (0)

June 23, 2005

Dollies ala Buke

flcl

I can hear the words leaving bukes mouth right now, HOLY SHIT.
From takara the people that brought you transformers comes Tokyo Posse. The first 2 peices in the line should make bukes ass leak.
Haruhara Haruko and Samejima Mamimi from the best fucking anime in the world fooly cooly. 40 bux a pop.
oh an buke, ya think that was cool,
To tide fans over until Tokyo Posse's September debut, Takara USA will be offering a limited number of the collectibles at Anime Expo 2005, Comic-Con International 2005, and Otakon 2005 at the Broccoli International exhibits. As a special bonus, a limited edition FLCL Medical Mechanica “Employee of the Month” mug will be included with each purchase, while supplies last.


SWEETNESS IS FOR STRAWBERRIES, SATAN IS SOUR

Posted by Dr Sidious at 02:06 AM | Comments (3)

June 07, 2005

Mooninites unite and annihilate

aqua teen

Buke i think you were right about the figures being in scale.
All i have to say is, WHERE ARE THOSE MOONINITES AND WHO DO I HAVE TO SODOMIZE TO GET THEM!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT MORE AQUA TEEN TOYS!!!

Posted by Dr Sidious at 02:05 AM | Comments (0)

April 13, 2005

yamato toys USA great looking toys


chun-li

Yamato USA has great galleries of future lines

Posted by Bukezilla at 09:17 PM | Comments (0)

April 12, 2005

American Psycho-packaged pics

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Neca has released some pictures of my much anticipated Patrick Bateman figure

the blister is packed with a nail gun, a video tape, an ax, a newspaper base, alternate hand w/ business card and a walkman

i think that paint application is going to look like shit but who cares

Posted by Bukezilla at 01:19 AM | Comments (0)

April 03, 2005

the madness at midnight

on April 2 at 12:01am Toys R Us opened its doors for the release of the piles of crap that will clog my toy room for the upcoming year.
Star Wars Revenge of the Sith is here, at least for the toy culture.


divide and conquer. plain and simple. after dust settled found myself in the midst of a completed plan and happy faces
when the doors open Nam and I were one of the first 5 people in line of what look like a crowd of 100 plus shoppers
3 hours of waiting in line at it was on! (while in line we made plans with some new comrades and pretty much raped the selection of everything, we all had our job, and we all benefited)
standing and watching the horde scrambling for 12' General Grievous or the Toys R' Us exclusive hola Yoda (rumor was the store allotted a single case) or the Unleashed Grievous most with empty arms
as we stand over our cart overflowing with ALL of the above noted in abundance

made out like a bandit!!
(thanx to my crew that night)
and to those people behind us in line..
suckers

Posted by Bukezilla at 02:53 PM | Comments (0)

February 28, 2005

the Baron Harkonnen from Dune by SOTA Toys


SOTA Toys will release Baron Vladimir Harkonnen from the film Dune by David Lynch.

the third series of the Now Playing line to be released late 2005 will be the first time in 20 years for a new Dune toy.

one word SWEET

Posted by Bukezilla at 09:34 PM | Comments (0)

February 02, 2005

thanx Takara


Takara is offering this Microman version of Sakura and Chun Li as their first Street Fighter line.

This Sakura is one of the few figures ever produced from the classic P1 and Dreamcast game Rival Schools, the BEST fighting game EVER!


Posted by Bukezilla at 06:25 PM | Comments (2)

January 27, 2005

full image of Neca's Patrick Bateman figure

http://www.necaonline.com/

i cant wait

Posted by Bukezilla at 06:05 PM | Comments (0)

January 13, 2005

Revenge of the Sith figures first wave pictures




toolin' around ebay and found these pics of the first wave of Revenge of the Sith figures


Posted by Bukezilla at 11:43 PM | Comments (0)

"you skin Mr. Bateman, so smooth, so soft"


NECA has plans to produce Patrick Bateman the lovable psychopath from American Psycho into an action figure.

We could only be so lucky to see a variant with Raincoat, Phil Collins cd, Kitten, pistol and ATM.

"Sabrina, don't just stare at it. Eat it."


Patrick Bateman ROCKS!

Posted by Bukezilla at 11:18 PM | Comments (0)