July 03, 2006

youtube vs rival schools

SNAPPPPP!

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June 15, 2006

hopeisemo.com

proper use of the word "goth-tard"

HopeISemo.com

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March 03, 2006

Domestic incidents in gay androids on the rise.

Brings new meaning to the words industrial lubricant.
I think your too harsh, you shouldnt catagorize it
if it dosent make sense yet.
And if it does make sense either kill it or fuck it
gently with a chainsaw.
But if autobots wage thier battle to destroy the evil
decepticons here on earth, why arent i watching it?
Tepid, tepid at best.
You can do better.
Would you go to the Senior Citizen Circus?
Even the animals are old.
With saggy balls.
An ecclectic mix of colostomy bags and false teeth.
Dont touch daddys falcon!!!

Posted by Dr Sidious at 08:54 AM | Comments (0)

February 05, 2006

i loved the Munsters

April 30, 1910 - February 3, 2006

RIP

Al Lewis aka Granpa Munster

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February 01, 2006

reinvent, closer

this is a hot video..

i'm glad to see that people still use x

Posted by Bukezilla at 12:02 PM | Comments (0)

January 26, 2006

Rage over takes The Prince

Seen here just before brandshing a gun and unloading
it into this poor fellow, the only son of The King
of The Cosmos, pleaded quilty tuesday to manslaughter.
Closing words from The Prince as he left the courtroom
were, "you just wait till i roll all you mother fuckers
and send you into fucking space, assholes."

On another note, i read this reveiw somewhere,
"The back story revolves around the turbulent childhood of the King of the Cosmos. In true Katamari fashion, all of the visuals are quirky, funny and trippy, and the cut scenes are like what you'd get if David Lynch made movies only with crayons."
Ya think Buke?

Posted by Dr Sidious at 02:29 AM | Comments (0)

January 22, 2006

Yummy, like my nightmares.

Yes Buke, this is art.
I want to eat them very badly.
They are in my head now.
I think are unable to see me tho.
Why i dont understand height.
I gave you a ouji board and a piano.
Ghosts and hostiles.
June sixth two thousand and six.
And something about Popeye.

Posted by Dr Sidious at 12:01 AM | Comments (0)

January 18, 2006

I love the lovage baby.

Old english lovage alcholic cordial, savor the
old english cordial originaly distilled devon
herbs and spices. Using the secret recipe handed
down for generations, and still one of devons most
popular enbibes. Traditionaly drunk two parts
lovage to one part brandy, as a soothing winter
warmer, but if you want something a little more
explicit, we recommend two parts hennessy to one
part lovage. Enjoy baby.

Fucking cold, isn't it?

Posted by Dr Sidious at 11:37 PM | Comments (0)

January 02, 2006

the hand that rocks the cradle

this is what i see in the mirror

i hate my job, today at least-

i feel like shit, like i betrayed a friend, i'm scum

-fin-

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December 21, 2005

Wish i coulda commented....

Something i hear on a constant basis in
my inbox. Where does the problem lie? Well
it all started back in 1942 when prostitutes
in naples got togeather to start the worlds
first fist fucking clinic.
It was burned down 2 months after its conception,
but thats not the point. The thing is i watched
this movie where matthew mchone-hay (that is so not right)
and gary oldman were twin brothers, an gary oldman was a midget.
An there was sex, and concern, an drinking, and where was i going
with this? All i know is that it was called tiptoe, and i drank
some bad fabric softner.

Alf was fixed, beacause he ejaculates blood.

Posted by Dr Sidious at 02:21 AM | Comments (0)

December 20, 2005

Around hour fifty i tend to black out.

A woman goes to the checkout counter
of a supermarket with a loaf of bread,
a carton of milk and a candy bar. The
man behind her says, "Excuse me, young
lady, would you happen to be single?"
She says, "Why yes, how did you know?"
And he says, "Cause you're fucking ugly."

Posted by Dr Sidious at 09:35 AM | Comments (0)

December 19, 2005

When does the sacrifice end......

My fellow americans.I know most of you were waiting to watch
family guy, and my ugly fuck ass appered before you twarting
your efforts to laugh. I just wanted to say that war is a
difficult thing, last year it was difficult, this year its
difficult, and if i come on the tv an tell people its been difficult
maybe it will wash some of the blood off my hands. Ive got jesus
here with me, an he says im doin a hell of a job. To recap...
1. I fucked you outta family guy , so if you were recording it
blame my faggoty ass for making you miss it.
2. I fuckin started a war so everyone would like me, and it didnt work
so im just gonna hide.
3. God bless america because im going straight to hell, and ill be
damned if i dont take all you fuckers with me.
4. I'm a racist who like fat biches.
5. Theres nothing you fucks can do about any of it because you put me
here and till the end of my term I WILL RULE YOU WITH AN IRON FIST

HAIL HITLER

sincerly,
G.W.Bullshit

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December 14, 2005

x-mas is for yuppie skum

i hate that i can't enjoy a trip to the toy isle in target for 6 weeks

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December 11, 2005

I posses the proven ability to quickly learn new skills

Ya think i could get away with planting these all over work?
I saw a fat ladys knee today, that looked like a babys face.
I saw a baby today , that looked like it came out sideways.
Like a baby garbage pail kid. Like the Fuckin gross ass
steak i got from T.G.I.Fuckdays kinda looked like anakins
burnt junk. that guy musta had sex with, concieved two
children , and is growing old with a hotdog. things are
ef'd up around here. and nobody told me NOT to have sex with
the food.
You sure as hell didnt.

Posted by Dr Sidious at 12:36 AM | Comments (0)

December 08, 2005

Ho-Ho-Holy friggin crap

i know its a lil early but merry fuckin christmas.
santas a fat honky.
satans daughter is hot.
she shoulda got more exposeur than that jesus dude.
smell my finger and make a wish.

Posted by Dr Sidious at 02:46 AM | Comments (0)

December 05, 2005

Stop deportation of Bert and Ernie.

When it was all said and done, it was grover that spred his shit between the sheets of televisions beloved hetero-couple. Both born with neither penis or anus, they lived togeather happily until word got out that they might be "lovers". Tell me how puppets with no input or output for that matter fuck eact other? Needless to say, it was all a big setup by that fucker Grover, cuz he got all drunk and wound up sucking off a jesus lookalike at last years Christmas party. Ernie; while taking pictures of friends and family caught one frame of Grover choking on jesus batter and kept it hidden until now. Bert actually found it and being the bastard he is started blackmailing Grover for favors, which included pidgeon abduction and necrophelia to name a few. More details to follow, hopefully right after X-mas. When I can show you in fully colored glory, things that arent supposed to happen to Americas beloved icons.

Proper Pop
praises satan
and I love vaginas

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October 14, 2005

Tron on Kingdom Hearts 2

or not-

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September 23, 2005

Europeans have Strange Fetish Marketing Concepts

New ad campaign for the French beer Kronenbourg Blanc.

First we are shown albinos as a frail kid who gets pulled out of a basement and can shoot lightning bolts from his ass. Then as twin bad guys who live in a digital universe that is being overpowered by rebels lead by Cowboy Curtis. Now the French give us this.

What do you think this is telling us?

[Via: Brand-Knew]

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September 13, 2005

i need new enemies

today:

1. Hau Ruck its like christmas in Germany

2. trashed my car, while sober

3. put the "J" back in jason

4. the customers always an asshole

5. fukkers 4got my hat

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August 21, 2005

In response,,,,

in response to "What do You Say When Your Child Asks You; "What are Drugs?"
Found in ... Brain Spill over at berfnizzy..heh
http://www.berfnet.com/
couldnt post a comment cuz sum shit wasnt workin.shit
i cant even fuckin see straight , but ill try n re-spond
t-rashed
my brain has no fucking right to be functioning rite now

lie , lie , LIE!!!!!!!!!!
I WAS A MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE GUY , ID TELL HIM. id also tell um dat i was mekaneck . but one day da evil villian triklops tricked daddy into smokin pcp. THUS CREATING A habit . a 400 dollar a day ,id tell him i sold tapes of teela and extendar hugging.hugging with out thier written consent..ya heah..slut. he used to fuckin shove her snake staff so far up her ass ....well lets just say they burned the sheets. the morale of the story kids is yo i got so fucked up i woke up
in jabbas palace sucking my thumb

?forever rugburn>

Posted by Dr Sidious at 02:15 AM | Comments (0)

August 20, 2005

Who's excited to see KMFDM???

HITLER BABY IS!!!

thanx A

KMFDM is low in essential vitamins and nutrients.
Perfect for you rapidly developing lil furher.
Its high alcohol percentage stimulates the urethra
spilling urine at an alarming rate.
Does correct spelling get me fabulous prizes?
Does making sense really have to make sense?
Do i have to make sense?
No...i didnt think so.
So please...dont get vaginosis, use KMFDM.

And remember, as Space Ghost once said,and i quote..
"WE MOISTEN YOUR DREAMS....WITH MAN URINE"

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August 17, 2005

so who replaces bush-

just because he was in "true romance"

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August 14, 2005

Put that away before the neighbors see it...

Holy Shit...
so i get home...
an its all welfare love SECTION 8!!!!
I am fucking moving.
currently screening applicants
to handle materials of different plastic compounds
must apply in person
counting to 7 a must
people skills not required
must be a registered gun owner in the state of new jersey
fuckin syphillis riddin baboon <*)))>

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