Bukezilla Blog: Random Archives

March 04, 2006

To answer a question....

May 30th will see the release of Venture Brothers
Season one on DVD. Buy it or get herpies.

Posted by Dr Sidious at 09:28 AM | Comments (0)

February 02, 2006

boobie cosplay

check out this gallery

its a big gallery, and if you dig deep enough I bet you can find the sweet Rival Schools Akira in it

Posted by Bukezilla at 10:16 PM | Comments (1)

January 25, 2006

firecracker and peeping tom

ipecac.com has the scoop on when the Doctor and I get to see Firecracker staring Mike pATTON.

Firecracker is up for preorder at AMAZON.com set to be released on May 23

then only a week later, one of the most anticipated and rumored recording to be released in years

Peeping Tom. thats right! patton will release the Peeping Tom album on May 30

besides the date, no other info on the band line up or label

Posted by Bukezilla at 09:29 AM | Comments (0)

January 18, 2006

rumble roses xx

Konami Digital Entertainment brings the sequel to the mother of all Boobie driven humiliation based Japanese wrestling games of all times-

to be released release this march for the xbox360

its pretty

more images via ign.com

Posted by Bukezilla at 05:31 PM | Comments (1)

January 17, 2006

as sharp as the sickle and as hard as the hammer that crosses it

scott "Larock" is an old fuck, an old Canadian FUCK!

Happy 30th brother!

Posted by Bukezilla at 10:44 AM | Comments (1)

January 13, 2006

Home Decor

It belongs in my kitchen.

Posted by Dr Sidious at 11:03 PM | Comments (0)

January 08, 2006

your lips can be so cruel

Happy Birthday David Bowie

Born in Brixton, London in 1947 David celebrates his 59 birthday today

thanx for all the music Mr. Bowie: Ziggy Stardust, Tim Machine, Earthling, your tour with NIN, China Girl, Fame, I'm afraid of Americans, Scary Monsters, Under Pressure, Young Americans, Major Tom, Changes, Life on Mars, Outside, Ashes to Ashes ect.

and thanx for your contribution to film: the Hunger, Labyrinth, Basquiat, Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me, The Last Temptation of Christ and Zoolander

cheers!

Posted by Bukezilla at 06:16 PM | Comments (0)

January 06, 2006

image

i never saw this poster until today-

i like it, i think i'm gonna buy it-

that doesn't look like laura, those mountains look scary-

could i buy the materials for the black lodge at home depot?

why chris issac? i still ask this question?

Posted by Bukezilla at 12:03 AM | Comments (1)

December 19, 2005

Happy 1 year anniversary guys

Well its been one year for the Bukezilla Blog. Congratulations to Bukezilla and Dr. Sidious for doing a great job this first year.

A lot has happened this year. Bukezilla has learned how to spell better, Dr. Sidious has grown more and more disgusted with the stupidity he finds around each corner, and the boys have provided you all with hidden treasures found on the web.

It's true that there are plans being laid down to launch these new authors into more of a main stream exposure. With this new move, Bukezilla, Dr. Sidious and friends will have even more chances to provide you with interesting links, knowhow and opinionated opinions.

So Happy first Anniversary boys, keep up the good work.

Posted by Berf at 09:28 AM | Comments (0)

December 14, 2005

i made a god out of blood

sweden's baddest bad boy industrial rocker Tim Skold birthday is today!

maybe one day Tim will quit MM and will all be happy

Posted by Bukezilla at 11:17 AM | Comments (0)

October 06, 2005

Hello Grandfather

Sorry but, holy shit that fucking albino
was creeping me out on a daily basis. On
a brighter note , or maybe its darker,
what ever , there was a lack of attractive
type women at the KMFDM show in thorold,
ontario canada. An when wiggers toll out
justice to scrappy lil goth kids its not
pretty.
Hail Satan
Hail Sasha
Hail Ming

Posted by Dr Sidious at 02:35 AM | Comments (0)

August 31, 2005

help a sista out

Posted by Bukezilla at 03:05 PM | Comments (0)

August 17, 2005

Why is There So Many Gay Crocodiles?

Fantastic news for gay Crocodiles, it appears that you Croc's have the ability to fight of the HIV virus -completely killing it off-.

Scientists in Australia's tropical north are collecting blood from crocodiles in the hope of developing a powerful antibiotic for humans, after tests showed that the reptile's immune system kills the HIV virus.

The crocodile's immune system is much more powerful than that of humans, preventing life-threatening infections after savage territorial fights which often leave the animals with gaping wounds and missing limbs.

"They tear limbs off each other and despite the fact that they live in this environment with all these microbes, they heal up very rapidly and normally almost always without infection," said U.S. scientist Mark Merchant, who has been taking crocodile blood samples in the Northern Territory.

I love how these amazing scientists find all of these great discoveries from the wild kingdom. Now the big question is, will they be able to make a serum that will work on humans? Also they have to track down the original Crocodile who began the spread of the virus in order to save the town -no wait that was a monkey in the movie Outbreak-!

In any event I may not be a bio engineer but I would conclude that this is the primary validation to the increased gay Crocodile population.

Links via [SlachDot : Know.Now]

Posted by Berf at 02:26 PM | Comments (0)

August 16, 2005

Real Women Have Curves; and Back Sweat! Yeah; Back Sweat and Curves!

Brought to my attention via Jaffe Juice -a marketing guru- is this advertising campaign for Dove Soap using +size women. I find it very amusing and I wanted to share to all the Bukezilla readers, because if the fine readers of Bukezilla share any attributes to our illustrious commander, I know they will be sitting in a puddle of their own fluids after day dreaming of a rodeo with some of these real women.

Giddy Up!

Posted by Berf at 10:11 AM | Comments (2)

August 15, 2005

Erik Estrada speaks the truth.

To everyone that pissed me off over the last to weeks,
I,d like to extend these warm feelings and a big fat
FUCK YOU COCKSUCKERS. WHEN YOU ARE SUFFERING,,,KNOW THAT I HAVE BETRAYED YOU!!! And to those that didnt piss me off, thank you.
You have improved my life greatly. Now if i can only find a pic of that satan tomato.

Posted by Dr Sidious at 09:42 PM | Comments (1)

August 13, 2005

When i think hamburger i dont think about
fucking Mean Gene Okerland . Do you?
Found this place in the fuckin middle of nowhere
near Lake Shasta in northern cali.
Alotta dirt and mexicans. And dirty mexicans.

Posted by Dr Sidious at 02:59 AM | Comments (0)

July 29, 2005

Aрхив русских текстов

Всеобъемлющий Основан в июне 2000 г.Детская литература
Баум Лаймен Фрэнк.Содержание Библиотеки . Wait a second...
i cant speak russian. He stole my balloons..why didnt they tell me he had one of those things!?!? Bob.....gun.

Posted by Dr Sidious at 11:41 PM | Comments (1)

July 09, 2005

Brain Fart

I've figured it out, These three comics are what started my collection. From comics to toys these are the begining. 18 years ago I purchased these three comics from the conveiniant corner store in the everso shit-tastic Lancaster ,New York. These three peices started every thing . The sad fucking thing is BOLTH FUCKING SETS IVE OWNED IN THE LAST 18 FUCKING YEARS HAVE BEEN STOLEN,,FIRST BY SOME FUCKING CUNT IN LIKE 8TH GRADE WHO CLEANED OUT MY LOCKER, FUCK I HOPE SHES DEAD RIGHT NOW, THE SECOND SET WAS STOLEN BY THIS FUCKIN ASS FUCK HIPPE ART DOUCHE, AN THE SAME DUDE STOLE MY HEIR TO THE EMPIRE BOOKS,PISSED ME OFF. FUCKING DICK SMUGGLER.BAH.
I think ill go to john next week, ask john , or don ,maybe ill get a third set, so if anyone wants to come steal it let me know now so i can just hand um over. CAPITAL F-U-C-K

Posted by Dr Sidious at 12:01 AM | Comments (3)

June 30, 2005

Katamari cosplay

lionboogy has posted some of the coolest pic's of a "Private Photoshoot of Liddo and Sarah's Katamari Fantasy Night" at livejournal.com

these pics are friggin sweet and makes me want a sweater, crown and Katarmri to play with-

thanx to mrs. sidious for the link-

Posted by Bukezilla at 08:06 PM | Comments (0)

David Lynch: the commercials

LynchNET.com

from the great 80's Obession comercials to a trailor for Micheal Jacksons short film collection Dangerous

the best by far are the Georgia Coffee Japanese canned coffee spots along with the "who's Gio" add for Gio perfume-

Posted by Bukezilla at 07:55 PM | Comments (0)

June 17, 2005

laibach/cats

question of the day:

what do you get when you cross Laibach and a Cat?

this

Posted by Bukezilla at 01:43 AM | Comments (1)

June 16, 2005

Don't let this happen to you.

Congrats on the new place guys. Now, who plays Peter Scolari?
And hire a maid right quick.

Posted by Dr Sidious at 02:30 AM | Comments (3)

June 08, 2005

just what is going on?

WTF

it seems people get bored, just click the link.

found at skoften.net

Posted by Bukezilla at 04:31 PM | Comments (3)

June 06, 2005

Weekend Wrap Up: What the Higo?!

Friday:Stayed home because I am lazy, and I knew I had to get up early to go sailing -very unexciting-.

Saturday: Went sailing on my new boat. Eric from Obersheimers came down and gave a bit of a crash course on Hobie sailing, which was very cool of him.

Saturday Night:Worked at the bar. Since I didn't go out on Friday, I tried to make up for it. I accepted every drink someone offered me. This lead to the next mistake I made, which was going home with someone who I shouldn't have, and.. uh.. "played checkers".. -twice- Opps, well nobody's perfect! Right?

Sunday:Due to the late night "checkers" tournament, I was in rough shap this morning when Mordiki showed up to go sailing. I still managed to get my carcus up and out to the beach. I tool Mordiki out for the day, showing him the boat and crusing by Sunset Bay. Then I find that the boat -which I have only had for 2 weeks- has a GD leak in it. Great, now I have to fix this! Well Charlie over at the shop is going to be fantastic and help be out. Should be up and running again next week.

Monday Morning:Feeling down from all the sun yesterday, I am zoning in and out. But I did manage to find this nice little diddy that will make Buke very happy. Michael Knight & Kitt Live

Posted by Berf at 01:49 PM | Comments (1)

June 01, 2005

Ballistics Expert Seamen Bukezilla Beard

ARRRRRRRR! Bukezilla is going to be a pirate -or at least wants to be-. Skipper Berf has dubbed the Bukezilla Chief Ballistics Expert for the "Blue Torpedo". Lets see of ye can float.

Posted by Berf at 02:17 PM | Comments (4)

May 26, 2005

Stupid is , as stupid does.

CRISPY ANI

Two young Star Wars fans were critically wounded after a homemade "lightsaber" blew up and showered them in burning petrol.
The 17-year-old girl and a man aged 20 were believed to have filled a fluorescent light tube with petrol before setting it alight.
However, their stunt went tragically wrong when the device exploded in their faces, setting their clothes afire and leaving them with horrific burns.
The horrific accident was revealed when firefighters were called out after reports of a blaze in woodland in Hemel Hempstead, Hertfordshire. Somewhere in england i'd guess.
When the crew arrived the fire was out and they discovered the pair lying in agony on the ground. I think they were really reinacting the end of the flick.
The man is believed to have suffered burns to 40% of his body.
Firefighters gave the stricken pair first-aid while waiting for paramedics to arrive. They were taken to a local hospital and later transferred to a specialist burns unit in Chelmsford, where they remained in a critical condition.
Specialists said the burns were so horrific that each of the patients had only a 50% of survival.
The tragedy came just days after the sixth Star Wars film - Revenge of the Sith - was released at cinemas. Dont blame george for this one, these were extreamly stupid kids. maybe i should try it tho, i can go as a freakin anakin french fry next halloween.

Posted by Dr Sidious at 01:52 AM | Comments (3)

May 22, 2005

our future we see

just wait-

thnx D-money

Posted by Bukezilla at 01:51 PM | Comments (0)

May 18, 2005

t-minus 24hrs for Revenge of the Sith

on the eve of the final Star Wars movie, 25 plus years later the saga ends-

can it be as good as they say it is?
will it redeem the rubish of its fellow prequels?
will jimmy smits save the universe?

soon-

Posted by Bukezilla at 01:00 AM | Comments (0)

May 06, 2005

what are they thinking?

if i was going to to make a 4th crow movie i'd get eddy furlong, dennis hopper, tito ortiz and tara reid....
(thats the real cast)

the Crow: wicked prayer will be in a your local blockbuster not the big screen sometime in 2005

based in the o-so gothic southwest, and with furlong as the un-dead cattle rancher/bootleger who avenges his death against neo-facist carnival workers that sodimized some of his livestock

they should put a bullet in this series like they did brandon lee-

Posted by Bukezilla at 01:46 AM | Comments (3)

May 03, 2005

Batman Begins preview #4

trailor 4 for this summers Batman Begins

i cant wait for the dark knight

Posted by Bukezilla at 01:27 AM | Comments (0)

May 02, 2005

the Buzz at a white sox game

its a joke for me!

Posted by Bukezilla at 09:17 PM | Comments (0)

April 29, 2005

farewell Chris Candido

RIP

1972-2005

Chris Candido passed away this thursday-

Candido a hardcore legend and ring general w/ tenures in WWF,WCW,TNA and a member of the Triple Threat in ECW, the master of the Blond Bombshell

a true legend in my opinion-

PWI.com has a article remebering his career that spanned close to 20 years-

i was lucky enough that last summer Chris main evented Ball Park Brawl 2 in Buffalo Ny

i raise three fingers above my head and pay tribute to a great athlete and performer

Posted by Bukezilla at 09:20 PM | Comments (2)

April 26, 2005

Ackbars Sister?

Whats that gotta smell like?
And what the hell is lucas thinking??

Posted by Dr Sidious at 11:33 AM | Comments (2)

Saving your wrist, the sexy way.

Carpal tunnel syndrome has become a scourge among today's active and computer literate population. Men, especially, are becoming afflicted with this serious health problem.
To help stamp out carpal tunnel syndrome, new gel mouse pads have been devised to assist men in their computer operations.
Ergonomically-improved mouse pads such as these will enable men to avoid the pain and suffering associated with this serious health concern.
You can pick these two and a blue version of the white one on ebay.
Fairly priced at around $20.00.

Posted by Dr Sidious at 09:42 AM | Comments (1)

April 22, 2005

Peter Cushing lives on

Prosthetics make the dead come to life this may with the opening of episode 3 , Revenge of the Sith. If they can bring back Grand Moff Tarkin then george lucas is going to be making these movies long after hes dead.

Posted by Dr Sidious at 09:52 AM | Comments (1)

Celebration 3 starts today

Thousands of star wars fans will converge on indiana to dress like fat boba fetts and scout troopers . Im sure there will be some reason to make me spend money on some dumb exclusve offered by this crap fest.

Posted by Dr Sidious at 09:34 AM | Comments (1)

April 21, 2005

drSidious is old

happy spirit journey formation anniversary nam
everybody sing along

Posted by Bukezilla at 03:04 PM | Comments (2)

ifaw.com get a "Webby" nomination

www.ifaw.com that is directed by AJ Cady (a freind of bukezilla.berfnet.com) has been nominated for the "Webby" award for online activism

IFAW brings to the publics immediate eye the evil of Canadian seal hunters method of curbing the seal population(a little tree huggy for me but its my bosses brothers organzation)

please vote for IFAW.com here

Posted by Bukezilla at 02:45 PM | Comments (0)

Perfect Blue blew my mind

Perfect Blue released in the late 90's is a break away from your typical anime

it was outstanding flick with everything a anime could offer w/ no swords, gigantic robots or dirty teachers

a story of a pop idol turned actress being manipulated by the internet and schizophrenia with and ending that was just a cluster fuck of imagery and questions

Posted by Bukezilla at 02:24 AM | Comments (0)

March 09, 2005

this would look good in my pad

up for bid on ebay

it does fit my decor

Posted by Bukezilla at 08:51 PM | Comments (2)

March 08, 2005

He-Man & The Masters of the Universe on DVD

he-man.org reports that rights for the classic 80's cartoon have been purchased by BCI Eclipse Company, LLC with plans to produce DVDs

Posted by Bukezilla at 11:30 PM | Comments (1)

March 05, 2005

crap that i bid on

i cant help myself when cool crap surfaces

the evil from the black lodge and warm coco all day!

Posted by Bukezilla at 12:46 AM | Comments (4)

February 22, 2005

today beatniks everywhere mourn

r.i.p
Hunter S. Thompson

(sorry drew)

Posted by Bukezilla at 12:38 AM | Comments (0)

February 15, 2005

tokyoplastic

i couldn't tell you what tokyoplastic does or what they promote, but upon entering a maze of crisp animated menus, great flash animation(drum machine)* and a online shop with nothing but sold out collectors pieces for the buyer with a fat check book

*my favorite animation on the net

Posted by Bukezilla at 12:15 AM | Comments (4)