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December 05, 2005
Stop deportation of Bert and Ernie.
more like this here : Shittin in the fridgeWhen it was all said and done, it was grover that spred his shit between the sheets of televisions beloved hetero-couple. Both born with neither penis or anus, they lived togeather happily until word got out that they might be "lovers". Tell me how puppets with no input or output for that matter fuck eact other? Needless to say, it was all a big setup by that fucker Grover, cuz he got all drunk and wound up sucking off a jesus lookalike at last years Christmas party. Ernie; while taking pictures of friends and family caught one frame of Grover choking on jesus batter and kept it hidden until now. Bert actually found it and being the bastard he is started blackmailing Grover for favors, which included pidgeon abduction and necrophelia to name a few. More details to follow, hopefully right after X-mas. When I can show you in fully colored glory, things that arent supposed to happen to Americas beloved icons.
Proper Pop
praises satan
and I love vaginas
Posted by Dr Sidious at December 5, 2005 02:02 AM
Comments
i think it was a grover big bird conspiracy
Posted by: d at December 5, 2005 10:33 AM