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December 29, 2005

Rival Schools, finally

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Yamato will produce a full line of Rival Schools 4" trading figures set to be released in June 06

Vol. 1 will include Kyoko (pictured above)Tiffany (below) Sakura, Hinata, Natsu and Akira

i've waited forever for this day-

so what could Vol. 2 consist of???? Hideo? Ran? a Chairperson with chalkboard, Momo, Diago and or Wild Diago-

Posted by Bukezilla at 10:16 AM | Comments (2)

December 27, 2005

Cuties

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Found these on the ebay.
well i thought they were cool.

Posted by Dr Sidious at 08:24 PM | Comments (0)

December 25, 2005

It's time i put these here.

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I live and breathe plastic.
I think these were taken aprilish 2005.
Now they live here. So fuck you computer, i win.

Posted by Dr Sidious at 01:14 AM | Comments (4)

December 21, 2005

Wish i coulda commented....

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Something i hear on a constant basis in
my inbox. Where does the problem lie? Well
it all started back in 1942 when prostitutes
in naples got togeather to start the worlds
first fist fucking clinic.
It was burned down 2 months after its conception,
but thats not the point. The thing is i watched
this movie where matthew mchone-hay (that is so not right)
and gary oldman were twin brothers, an gary oldman was a midget.
An there was sex, and concern, an drinking, and where was i going
with this? All i know is that it was called tiptoe, and i drank
some bad fabric softner.

Alf was fixed, beacause he ejaculates blood.

Posted by Dr Sidious at 02:21 AM | Comments (0)

I would wear this with much pride.

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Because i....am a dork.

The elusive and extreamly rare Galvatron watch.
Just a little something i've been looking for
on ebay for a couple of years now. Oh look,
i've finally found it. $99.99 buy it now?
Oh and you want $30 for shipping?
Go finger fuck your ass.

Pretty fingers.

Posted by Dr Sidious at 02:12 AM | Comments (0)

Thank you arseholes.

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I can honestly say thank you hasbro, thank you
for updating this figure. It only took you 9 years
but you got it done. Not like i'll be able to find
it when its released next year, but at least i know
its out there. Thanks again cock heads

Posted by Dr Sidious at 01:53 AM | Comments (0)

December 20, 2005

Around hour fifty i tend to black out.

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A woman goes to the checkout counter
of a supermarket with a loaf of bread,
a carton of milk and a candy bar. The
man behind her says, "Excuse me, young
lady, would you happen to be single?"
She says, "Why yes, how did you know?"
And he says, "Cause you're fucking ugly."

Posted by Dr Sidious at 09:35 AM | Comments (0)

December 19, 2005

Happy 1 year anniversary guys

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Well its been one year for the Bukezilla Blog. Congratulations to Bukezilla and Dr. Sidious for doing a great job this first year.

A lot has happened this year. Bukezilla has learned how to spell better, Dr. Sidious has grown more and more disgusted with the stupidity he finds around each corner, and the boys have provided you all with hidden treasures found on the web.

It's true that there are plans being laid down to launch these new authors into more of a main stream exposure. With this new move, Bukezilla, Dr. Sidious and friends will have even more chances to provide you with interesting links, knowhow and opinionated opinions.

So Happy first Anniversary boys, keep up the good work.

Posted by Berf at 09:28 AM | Comments (0)

A-B-C-Dont think i didnt warn you.

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Coming in at 11" tall (rivaling my own big bird)the next
offering from Palisades toys Sesame street line is sure to be
a hit with collectors and puppet loving milfs.Included
is his miniature illigetimate sibling little bird.
Although this line is having a bit of trouble selling to dealers,
strong intnet sales might actually get this toy produced.
With a $35 price tag this toy better talk, shit glue,
penetrate feces, and be capable of crucifixion.
Hopefully come may ill be able to display this with
a spear thru his throat and a needle in his vein.

Posted by Dr Sidious at 02:27 AM | Comments (0)

When does the sacrifice end......

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My fellow americans.I know most of you were waiting to watch
family guy, and my ugly fuck ass appered before you twarting
your efforts to laugh. I just wanted to say that war is a
difficult thing, last year it was difficult, this year its
difficult, and if i come on the tv an tell people its been difficult
maybe it will wash some of the blood off my hands. Ive got jesus
here with me, an he says im doin a hell of a job. To recap...
1. I fucked you outta family guy , so if you were recording it
blame my faggoty ass for making you miss it.
2. I fuckin started a war so everyone would like me, and it didnt work
so im just gonna hide.
3. God bless america because im going straight to hell, and ill be
damned if i dont take all you fuckers with me.
4. I'm a racist who like fat biches.
5. Theres nothing you fucks can do about any of it because you put me
here and till the end of my term I WILL RULE YOU WITH AN IRON FIST

HAIL HITLER

sincerly,
G.W.Bullshit

Posted by Dr Sidious at 02:09 AM | Comments (0)

stocking stuffer

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Eric Larson's image of the She Dragon in cold cast

Manufacturer: CS Moore Studio

Posted by Bukezilla at 12:31 AM | Comments (0)

December 16, 2005

Chrismahanukaquanza wish list.

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Oh my god, i fucking need this.
I need this now. For roughly 80 clams
you too can own this beautiful incarnation
of the man more eviler than skeletor.So i
guess i will be droping my pants for this toy eventually.
Or ill have to fist fuck a walrus with a sandpaper glove.
BLUBBER AND BLOOD!!!!!!

Posted by Dr Sidious at 11:46 AM | Comments (0)

December 14, 2005

i made a god out of blood

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sweden's baddest bad boy industrial rocker Tim Skold birthday is today!

maybe one day Tim will quit MM and will all be happy

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x-mas is for yuppie skum

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i hate that i can't enjoy a trip to the toy isle in target for 6 weeks

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December 11, 2005

I posses the proven ability to quickly learn new skills

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Ya think i could get away with planting these all over work?
I saw a fat ladys knee today, that looked like a babys face.
I saw a baby today , that looked like it came out sideways.
Like a baby garbage pail kid. Like the Fuckin gross ass
steak i got from T.G.I.Fuckdays kinda looked like anakins
burnt junk. that guy musta had sex with, concieved two
children , and is growing old with a hotdog. things are
ef'd up around here. and nobody told me NOT to have sex with
the food.
You sure as hell didnt.

Posted by Dr Sidious at 12:36 AM | Comments (0)

Closer to god

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Hey sweet, an approved prototype of a toy
ill never see. I would of thought before
today, gee maybe id buy that if i saw it
at oh lets see, a Media Play. But not after
today. F-FUCKING-YOU MEDIA PLAY. F-YOU FOR
LEAVING THE LOOP.I think we, as a collective
should take advantage of these poor douche bags
, who are unfortunatly losing thier jobs
come the end of january. They probably dont give
two fucks what goes on. Two words...Niagra Falls.
Because there also taking a Toys r us away as well.
Here comes me Media Play.MUH-HU-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!
C may be for cookie..But its also for Cuntfart.

Posted by Dr Sidious at 12:17 AM | Comments (0)

December 08, 2005

Ho-Ho-Holy friggin crap

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i know its a lil early but merry fuckin christmas.
santas a fat honky.
satans daughter is hot.
she shoulda got more exposeur than that jesus dude.
smell my finger and make a wish.

Posted by Dr Sidious at 02:46 AM | Comments (0)

December 05, 2005

Stop deportation of Bert and Ernie.

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When it was all said and done, it was grover that spred his shit between the sheets of televisions beloved hetero-couple. Both born with neither penis or anus, they lived togeather happily until word got out that they might be "lovers". Tell me how puppets with no input or output for that matter fuck eact other? Needless to say, it was all a big setup by that fucker Grover, cuz he got all drunk and wound up sucking off a jesus lookalike at last years Christmas party. Ernie; while taking pictures of friends and family caught one frame of Grover choking on jesus batter and kept it hidden until now. Bert actually found it and being the bastard he is started blackmailing Grover for favors, which included pidgeon abduction and necrophelia to name a few. More details to follow, hopefully right after X-mas. When I can show you in fully colored glory, things that arent supposed to happen to Americas beloved icons.

Proper Pop
praises satan
and I love vaginas

Posted by Dr Sidious at 02:02 AM | Comments (1)