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September 23, 2005
Europeans have Strange Fetish Marketing Concepts
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New ad campaign for the French beer Kronenbourg Blanc.
First we are shown albinos as a frail kid who gets pulled out of a basement and can shoot lightning bolts from his ass. Then as twin bad guys who live in a digital universe that is being overpowered by rebels lead by Cowboy Curtis. Now the French give us this.
What do you think this is telling us?
[Via: Brand-Knew]
Posted by Berf at 11:47 AM | Comments (0)
September 16, 2005
Kissing Cousins
more like this here : MoviesNothing says merry christmas than a half naked hero battling
a bad acid trip of villians and lil impy lookin things. If
youve never seen this masterpeice of craptacular preportions,
now is your chance, with the DVD hitting stores just in time for the holidays on December 6th.
Chock full of goodies the DVD contains not one but TWO documentaries.
Just what we fukin need a fukin history lesson on orkos cock. And
besides the character profiles and trivia, we also get treated to a music video. I can just shake my head and wonder how hordaks taking all this.
This one ranks up there with my all time favorite the star wars
life day special. But neither is probally as sweet as the venture bros
X-mas special.
Or santa claus is cumming to town, which reall had nothing to do with santa ,just a bunch of semi-decent asian chicks getting plowed in the ass. How did i get so off subject?
Hail Ming.
Posted by Dr Sidious at 02:13 AM | Comments (3)
September 15, 2005
Gay, Black and Married
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Americas most dangerous kult is back, and their Gay,Black and Married-
My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult release thats over adecade old this fall on October 25th-
they will be releasing the long lost, archived TKK project called "GAY, BLACK AND MARRIED" recorded and conceived over
ten years ago
this disc will feature a cover song of 1977's mega disco hit "Do You Wanna Get Funky With Me" by Peter Brown.
my life with the thrill kill kult
Posted by Bukezilla at 11:50 AM | Comments (0)
Big Purple Tool
more like this here : Toys I Would Kill my Mother ForWhen did takara decide they wanted to piss me off?
Out of all the transformers ive either fixed or
reaccuired since my childhood , galvatron is the one piece
ive yet to get. Unfortunatly the one i had when i was little
is in peices ,and compleatly unrefurbishable. Id say i have 30 percent of it left. So now the real question, do i hold out until i get a replacement, or go for this new anime colored reissue?
Not that i ever noticed the difference between the toy and
its anime counterpart. Fuck.
The fuckin asians always get the cool shit.
Posted by Dr Sidious at 02:04 AM | Comments (2)
September 14, 2005
If Darth Vader was a feminine hygene product.
more like this here : Toys I Would Kill my Mother ForComing to you this christmas is the vaginal crimson holiday vader.
Additionally, a figure-exclusive holiday greeting card is also included, this time illustrated with a whimsical scene of Vader building a "snowtrooper".
Probally retailing aroud 20 fucking dollars, this starwarsshop.com
exclusive should leve little queefy fanboys diddling the faggoty little peckers for months to come. Fruit fuckin dick smugglers, i hope you all get ass herpes.
Please support the victims of Bukezillas car accident, they desprately
need you help.
Obi-Wan Kenobi.....your our only hope.....end transmission.
Posted by Dr Sidious at 01:56 AM | Comments (0)
September 13, 2005
i need new enemies
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today:
1. Hau Ruck its like christmas in Germany
2. trashed my car, while sober
3. put the "J" back in jason
4. the customers always an asshole
5. fukkers 4got my hat
Posted by Bukezilla at 02:51 AM | Comments (2)
September 08, 2005
“The Incredible Plum” Meatwad
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being offered fom Palisades at Wizard World Boston is “The Incredible Plum” Meatwad w/ nixon mask from the shaving
only $10 dollars at the both or $15-30 secondary market-
when will we see a mr. mister
Posted by Bukezilla at 08:47 PM | Comments (4)
September 05, 2005
KAADA/PATTON live clips
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one of my favorite albums of 2004 was the collaboration of mike patton and jon kaada, Romances
at www.kaada.no under the visuals section is some great live clips from a show live in Roskilde on
July 3, 2005
mellow, tripped out and melodic-
Pitie pour mes larmes (live)
also in the visuals section for kaada/patton is live performances of AUBADE,THE CLOROFORM THEME and Pensée des morts
Posted by Bukezilla at 10:05 PM | Comments (0)